Universal Mind Control

canyoubesure: unlonely: youryellowbird:toristeffen:sexmusic: ...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:44:54 -0500

unlonely:

youryellowbird:toristeffen:sexmusic:

warning sign // coldplay

and the truth is, i miss you so.

In my top 5 of Coldplay songs

the lights aren't loud enough...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:59:14 -0500

Leslie: And I am proud to announce that for the first time ever this year, our tree lighting ceremony will be simulcast on internet radio.
Tom: Wow, that's a really big deal.
Leslie: It is. Thank You.
Tom: Listening to that tree lighiting is gonna be DOPE.

You almost feel bad for the hateful bastard… no one’s listening.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:00:01 -0500

You almost feel bad for the hateful bastard… no one’s listening.

"Speaking of sealed lips: Vagisil"

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:05:05 -0500

“Speaking of sealed lips:
Vagisil”

"You’re only famous if your head is on a pez dispenser? Well, Charles Manson is pretty famous..."

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:10:47 -0500

“You’re only famous if your head is on a pez dispenser? Well, Charles Manson is pretty famous and he doesn’t have a pez dispenser.
BOOM. Point disproven.
I guess what I’m saying is, I’m the new Charles Manson.
Too soon? Oh…Too far away. ok.”

- Tina Fey

noahkai: maryclare: amorningofsleep: cityyandcolour: chocolat...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:49:28 -0500

noahkai:

maryclare:

amorningofsleep:

cityyandcolour:

chocolate-cigarettes:

Eric: Donna, I have no idea whose panties those are.
Midge: Donna, those panties are mine.
Kelso: Eric! YOU ARE A GOD! A God, I say!

Such. A. Good. Movie.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:23:50 -0500

Such. A. Good. Movie.

fuckyeahneilpatrickharris: schbank: Neil Patrick Harris Is...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:49:22 -0500

fuckyeahneilpatrickharris:

schbank:

Neil Patrick Harris Is “Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman” (VIDEO)

"Most human beings are inescapably alone, and therein lies their tragedy."

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:14:56 -0500

“Most human beings are inescapably alone, and therein lies their tragedy.”

- Richard Yates

badass-senorita: brettjohn:clementinekruczynski:my favorite...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:34:48 -0500

badass-senorita:

brettjohn:clementinekruczynski:my favorite Lupe Fiasco - Paris Tokyo (acoustic cover).

theduty: Patton Oswalt - Christmas...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:53:52 -0500

theduty:

Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i started watching this video thinking to myself wouldn’t it be funny if the radio played this song as i watched it…….the radio is now fucking reading minds. please stop, i only put the dial on this light adult contemporary station to help me take a nap. I’m afraid to close my eyes.

"…I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with..."

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:39:18 -0500

“…I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house…and punch you in the face.”

thatjeffreykid: jackayyy: samfreakintastic: imthespider: onth...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:05:33 -0500

thatjeffreykid:

jackayyy:

samfreakintastic:

imthespider:

onthewing:eversoloving:johncody:nowmybutthurts:

“Shock and anger mingle with resignation. I mean, I know it’s going to happen some day. But, on balance, I’m more angry than I am resigned. And even though, obviously, this is not an issue that has a personal effect on me, there are a million reasons to feel irate about it. I’m not going to list them here, because this speech by Sen. Diane Savino (D-Staten Island) is an amazing summary of almost every reason why this bill should have passed. We’ve been listening to different speeches throughout the day, and most of them are exactly what you’d expect, but do me a favor and take the seven minutes to listen to this address. It is deeply powerful, completely rational, and utterly correct. I’d never heard of Sen. Savino before today, but I’m moved and extremely impressed. I hope the bill gets another chance soon. “