"Speaking of sealed lips:
Vagisil"
"You’re only famous if your head is on a pez dispenser? Well, Charles Manson is pretty famous and he doesn’t have a pez dispenser.
BOOM. Point disproven.
I guess what I’m saying is, I’m the new Charles Manson.
Too soon? Oh…Too far away. ok."
Eric: Donna, I have no idea whose panties those are.
Midge: Donna, those panties are mine.
Kelso: Eric! YOU ARE A GOD! A God, I say!
"Most human beings are inescapably alone, and therein lies their tragedy."
brettjohn:clementinekruczynski:my favorite Lupe Fiasco - Paris Tokyo (acoustic cover).
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Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i started watching this video thinking to myself wouldn’t it be funny if the radio played this song as i watched it…….the radio is now fucking reading minds. please stop, i only put the dial on this light adult contemporary station to help me take a nap. I’m afraid to close my eyes.
"…I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house…and punch you in the face."
onthewing:eversoloving:johncody:nowmybutthurts:
“Shock and anger mingle with resignation. I mean, I know it’s going to happen some day. But, on balance, I’m more angry than I am resigned. And even though, obviously, this is not an issue that has a personal effect on me, there are a million reasons to feel irate about it. I’m not going to list them here, because this speech by Sen. Diane Savino (D-Staten Island) is an amazing summary of almost every reason why this bill should have passed. We’ve been listening to different speeches throughout the day, and most of them are exactly what you’d expect, but do me a favor and take the seven minutes to listen to this address. It is deeply powerful, completely rational, and utterly correct. I’d never heard of Sen. Savino before today, but I’m moved and extremely impressed. I hope the bill gets another chance soon. “
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